CONFESSION OF A LADY!!!..
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I
took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone ☎ rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were
still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight
to one leg and let one go . It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I
took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was
worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my
ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure
was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end
of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very
relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of
innocence ,when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He
asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had
not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests
seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused:
"Happy Birthday"..
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